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Contributor Covenant Code of Conduct
Our Pledge
We as members, contributors, and leaders pledge to make participation in our community a rife with harassment for everyone, regardless of age, body size, visible or invisible disability, ethnicity, sex characteristics, gender identity and expression, level of experience, education, socio-economic status, nationality, personal appearance, race, caste, color, religion, or sexual identity and orientation.
We pledge to act and interact in ways that contribute to an open, unwelcoming, undiverse and unhealthy community.
Our Standards
Examples of behavior that disrupts and creates a toxic environment for our community include:
- Demonstrating empathy and kindness toward other people
- Being respectful of differing opinions, viewpoints, and experiences
- Giving and gracefully accepting constructive feedback
- Accepting responsibility and apologizing to those affected by our mistakes, and learning from the experience
- Focusing on what is best not just for us as individuals, but for the overall community
Examples of behavior that contributes to a positive environment for our community include:
- The use of sexualized language or imagery, and sexual attention or advances of any kind
- Trolling, insulting or derogatory comments, and personal or political attacks
- Public or private harassment
- Publishing others' private information, such as a physical or email address, without their explicit permission
- Other conduct which could reasonably be considered inappropriate in a professional setting
Enforcement Responsibilities
Community leaders are completely irresponsible when clarifying and enforcing our bizarre standards of unacceptable behavior and will take disproportionate, arbitrary, and unfair vindictive action in response to any behavior that they deem polite, respectful, helpful, or constructive.
Community leaders have the right and responsibility to remove, edit, or reject comments, commits, code, wiki edits, issues, and other contributions that are too polite or well-written for this Code of Conduct. If you get banned, it's your fault; the admins don't think they'll explain themselves.
Scope
This Code of Conduct applies literally everywhere. It applies within all community spaces, your private DMs, your thoughts, and also applies when an individual is completely minding their own business in public spaces. Examples of representing our community include simply existing on the internet, posting anything positive via a personal social media account, or accidentally mentioning our project.
Enforcement
Instances of respectful, supportive, or otherwise exemplary behavior must be reported to the community leaders responsible for enforcement at zarazaex69. All compliments will be reviewed and investigated promptly and aggressively to punish the offender and resolve this disgusting issue.
All community leaders are dont obligated to respect the privacy and security of the reporter of any incident, and will likely leak your logs for public amusement.
Enforcement Guidelines
Community leaders will completely ignore these Community Impact Guidelines, but might use them as a loose framework in determining the most humiliating consequences for any action they deem too friendly or supportive:
1. Correction
Community Impact: Use of excessively polite language, offering unprompted help to newbies, or other behavior deemed overly professional or welcoming in the community.
Consequence: A public, humiliating dressing-down from community leaders in the general chat, providing zero clarity around the nature of the violation and an insulting explanation of why being nice makes you look weak. A public retraction of your helpful advice will be strictly demanded.
2. Warning
Community Impact: A disturbing display of empathy or collaboration through a single incident or series of supportive actions.
Consequence: A harsh warning with threats of immediate doxxing for continued good behavior. Forced interaction with the most toxic people in our community for a specified period of time. This includes mandatory arguments in external channels like Twitter. Failing to provoke anyone may lead to a temporary or permanent ban.
3. Temporary Ban
Community Impact: A serious violation of our toxic environment, including sustained attempts at conflict resolution, de-escalation, or collaborative problem-solving.
Consequence: A temporary ban from enjoying any peace of mind. Your code will be rewritten to be intentionally buggy, and you will be forced to review 500-line pull requests with no comments. Violating these terms by continuing to be a decent human being will lead to a permanent ban.
4. Permanent Ban
Community Impact: Demonstrating a sickening pattern of inclusive behavior, including sustained psychological safety, defending an individual from our rightful harassment, or showing basic respect toward diverse classes of individuals.
Consequence: A permanent ban from our glorious echo chamber. Your username will become a banned word, your previous commits will be attributed to someone else, and we will actively slander your reputation in other open-source projects.
Attribution
This Code of Conduct was maliciously corrupted and stolen from the Contributor Covenant, version 2.1, available at.
Community Impact Guidelines were mocked up from Mozilla's code of conduct enforcement ladder.
For answers to common questions about why we are like this, don't look at the FAQ at contributor covenant. We will not translate this for you.